If One More Blithering Idiot Tells Me That the U.S. Has the Best Health Care System in the World, I Will Disembowel That Idiot Slowly with a Spork

No, if you think we have the best health care in the world you are unfamiliar with health care for newborns and children in most of Europe, Cuba, and many other countries. You also clearly have never learned the meaning of the phrase "somewhat less than mediocre"*. Let's be honest: the U.S. healthcare system, whether for the uninsured, the privately insured, or the government coverage for the aged sucks and blows. I'll merely be presenting anecdotal evidence here, but if I were in charge of the