Ahhnold the Bold

So it actually happened â€" unexpectedly, an “eligible” dude asked me out. Conveying this information to various friends and associates only led to repetitions of the question, “By eligible you mean he’s Christian and has hair?” which has compelled me to conclude that I really need to get some new conversation topics. I was unsure at first what the purpose of the requested meeting was â€" people sometimes ask to meet me because they want to tap me for legal information which I am generally woeful