Bright Shiny Objects

As performed by National Lampoon on “National Lampoon Radio Dinner” (1972, Blue Thumb Records), from Deteriorata â€" “Remember my son, a walk through the ocean of most people’s souls would not even wet your ankles.”   If you want to know more about the Deteriorata, see this â€" but maybe detail isn’t necessary. People like to think they are deep and serious, and seem to love what sound like deep thoughts. The words make you stop and think. You feel you’re onto something. It might be profound.