That Crazy 50 year old

That Crazy 50 year old My age has never been a source of discomfort to me; so it amuses me when people hurry to assure me that fifty is the new forty whenever my next birthday comes up in the conversation. I want to say, “Easy folks, it isn’t as though I was shortchanged and cheated of a few years that I arrived at 50 a lot sooner than I ought to. I had my full quota in seconds, minutes and hours and I have no problem being 50.” I guess they mean to be supportive assuring me that I shouldn