John McCain: Messiah!

Johnny On-The-Make McCain gave a long speech in Ohio the other day, telling any Republican who would listen that he is the way and the light and the truth who will lead them from the wilderness of ethical filth they’ve chosen to live in since 1994 and that he will save the country in the process. He foretold the future, this balding little prophet. It’s an old messianic trick. Tell ‘em about tomorrow and make it look good so they will forget about the misery of today. Johnny wants to use it t